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3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

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Air
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21843 07.10.14

late twenties existential ennui sadgirl blues

what i want for my birthday…^^^
what i’m actually getting: maybe some decent literature? (suggestions?)

what i want for my birthday…^^^

what i’m actually getting: maybe some decent literature? 
(suggestions?)

32970 07.09.14

Should you happen to be possessed of a certain verbal acuity coupled with a relentless hair trigger humor and surface cheer spackling over a chronic melancholia and loneliness— a grotesquely caricatured version of your deepest self which you trot out at the slightest provocation to endearing and glib comic effect, thus rendering you the kind of fellow who is beloved by all yet loved by none, all of it to distract, however fleetingly, from the cold and dead-faced truth that with each passing year you face the unavoidable certainty of a solitary future in which you will perish one day while vainly attempting the Heimlich maneuver on yourself over the back of the kitchen chair…”

… I have never read a more accurate description of myself.

2 07.08.14
longlittleness:

blue-author:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era
I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

This is the greatest linguistic discovery in the English language since the pedigree of feels.

those morbs feels

longlittleness:

blue-author:

bramblepatch:

from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

This is the greatest linguistic discovery in the English language since the pedigree of feels.

those morbs feels

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datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

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